The In Crowd

What now... What comes next.

2005-11-03T05:22:00.000-08:00

Strange vibrations in this place. Johnny Depp is reading a kerouac poem to me.

The road calls, the plane.

Time to go.

Im happy to be finished. I will leave this country. I shall be back sometime.

I leave in winter.

This is my favorite Van Gogh.

Perhaps i'll get to see the real one. Anyone know where it is?

So yes.

Anyone want to come with me?

And another

2005-10-13T15:37:00.000-07:00

This one is also brilliant

Funnnnnyyyyyy

2005-10-13T15:29:00.000-07:00

Go to something awful and have a look. Do it! here is a look at some of the stupid, mindnumbing funnies that you can look at. Ok kids!

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3264&p=6

ps please dont sue me

DUCK!

If Cheese can do it i can

2005-09-22T16:33:00.000-07:00

Can anyone remember

SAMURAI PIZZA CATS- WHO DO YOU CALL WHEN YOU WANT SOME PEPPERONI!?

And now a picture and a quote

"Is Polly right? Is the Big Cheese involved in this? Well if (s)he isn't, we won't have much of a story, folks."

DUCK!

i dont like essays

2005-09-22T16:27:00.000-07:00

I am jsut about finished my 2500 word essay on Cannabis as a leisure and tourist expirence in Amsterdam and the Netherlands.

Now lets go get baked and eat...

DUCK!

I want this dog

2005-09-16T12:51:00.000-07:00

DUCK!

WANTED! A little bit of sanity...

2005-09-16T11:41:00.000-07:00

Hey, this is Mike TV! Hes a bank robber! And he's 70 years old!

DUCK!

Subterranean stolen concept Blues

2005-09-15T09:33:00.000-07:00

I am sick of postmodernism. It is both the greatest and the stupidest concept in the world. Once you figure out postmodernsim you come to realise that EVERYTHING is postmodern. That's when you come to believe that postmodernsim is a shithouse concept.
I have a message for anyone who what's to be postmodern.

The first reference is relevant and funny

The Second reference is LAME.

Example: subterranean Homesick Blues is a Bob Dylan song. The name was inspired by Kerouac book the subterranean.
First Reference is: subterranean homesick alien by Radiohead. Both Humourous and relevant.
Second Reference: subterranean uni student blues (The current play here at uni): LAME LAME LAME.

By the second refence they have totally missed the point that the name was supposed to make.

I don't feel any need to explain my possition.

If you don't agree your a COMMUNIST!

Stupid postmodernism.

Everything has been done to death. Except Cannibalism.

I vote we eat each other for the sake of our culture.

DUCK!

Conversation between too ants on a low fat cheese pickle sandwich.

2005-08-19T14:37:00.000-07:00

Hey.
Hey.
Sup.
Not much, you?
Na, shit all.
Eaten anything good lately
Had a sugar cube the other day
no shit?
seriously it was tops, the missus was so jelous.
i can imagine.
yeah, every time i go home she tries to bite my head of.
Thats what you get for marring a mantis like her, how far along is she?
3 months.
Yeah? you want a boy or girl?
HOping for a radioactive mutant that takes over the world actually.
Really? what you wanna name it.
Bethany if its a female mutant. Always like that name.
ANd a male?
John
Oh, John hey. Bit boring dont ya think? Not in the same league as Tarquin or Rovle or Duke.
We'll yeah but we dont want him to stand out in the playground and that.
This is your mutant son.
Yeah, like, he'll be different enough already without having a name out of a commersial.
Right, well no worries.
Yep,
Best get back to it.
yep, seeya later
YOu wanna come for a drink at the 'bottle' later?
Is it still open?
Yeah, noones picked it up yet. Still half full.
No worries, seeya then
Seeya.

3 years later, one of the ants was killed in a freak raindrop accident.

'And the band played waltzing matilda"

DUCK!

Why 50% more people prefer the bomb to other leading brands

2005-08-13T14:47:00.000-07:00

Stop. Think. Look to the Left. Look to the right. Look to the left again. ok... Drop.

Stop drop and roll, Hide under the desk.

Stupid forigners have it coming.

We cant be wrong, we are never wrong.

Stupid allies dont understand.

I like cherry pie. and icecream.

We cant Be wrong. Were never wrong.

Now watch this drive.

DUCK!

Transendent projects in the subspace

2005-08-12T15:53:00.000-07:00

My newest theory runs thus:

10,000 years in the future the nano-enhanced humanoid beings inhabiting the planet contemporarily known as earth, will develop wormholes as a cheap and relitivly safe mode of transport.
They will use these wormholes to travel back into the times of what we know as egyptians and help them to construct pyramids.

In an interesting note, the point where they enter the world during Egyptian times happens to be stonehedge.

Thus i have solved 2 of the worlds greatest mysteries.

Huzzah!

Since that made too much sence here goes:

The lighter of the man in front of me spontaniously turned into a duck. A mad Irish Catfish walked into the store and made the new kid cry. How mean. The duck was later turned into food for the Prime Minister because he was too busy making pizzas to eat.

I love.

P.S DON'T EAT THE FOOD. THE LEMON CHICKEN IS NOT TRUE!

P.P.S

DUCK!

Last of the Jesus fish.

2005-08-09T21:25:00.000-07:00

The last Jesus fish sat longingly on it's rock. It knew that it's time was up, that the whole of it's existance had accumulated into this moment. The last market was closed and the fish had just finished his pizza and juice. His juice was made from Apple, Orange, Dragonfruit, Ginger and Vegemite, called the HuZza juice. Without this juice he felt unwanted and a little intimidated by the fridge magnets who were always looking down on him.
He shook his fist at them and jumped.
The cliff was so high that it drifted away to get food before the Jesus fish could hit the ground. The Jesus fish sighed and though 'maybe tommorow, or the next day'

And we were singing 'BY BY MR ERICAN PIE, DROVE MY CHEVY TO GET A BEVEY BUT MY LEVEY WAS DRY. THEM GOOD OLD TOYS DRINKIN' WISKEY AND DYE SINGING...'

Duck!

"Clears Throat"

2005-08-08T14:36:00.000-07:00

The Organisms in my garden have a remedial quality when listening to jazz records, but only on the full moon days of yesteryear. THis has led to complications within the bowels of the fastest and most vivatious land anphibian yet. Viva La Croissant.

In other news, beware the hazy glow of the hazelnut!

Duck!

Im In With the In Crowd

2005-08-08T14:25:00.000-07:00

Welcome all to the first post of the In Crowd Blog. This was set up because my blog i dsigned for uni is a boring peice of shit. So welcome!!!